How Long Has This Been Going On

As a tot, when I trotted in little velvet panties I was kissed by my sisters, my cousins, and my aunties Sad to tell, it was hell, an inferno worse than Dante's So my dear I swore Never, never more On my list, I insisted that kissing must be crossed out Now, I find I was blind, and oh my How I lost out I could cry salty tears Where have I been all these years Little wow, tell me now How long has this been going on There were chills up my spine And some thrills I can't define Listen, sweet, I repeat How long has this been going on Oh, I feel that I could melt Into Heaven I'm hurled I know how Columbus felt Finding another world Kiss me once, then once more What a dunce I was before What a break For Heaven's sake How long has this been going on Dear, when in your arms I creep That divine rendezvous Don't wake me, if I'm asleep Let me dream that it's true Kiss me twice, then once more That makes thrice, let's make it four What a break For Heaven's sake How long has this been going on How long has this, been going on