Mardy Bum

Now then Mardy Bum I've seen your frown And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun And it goes off And out come all these words Oh there's a very pleasant side to you A side I much prefer It's one that laughs and jokes around Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah to get things off the ground And it was up up and away Oh but it's way hard to remember That on a day like today when you're all argumentative And you've got the face on Well now then Mardy Bum Oh I'm in trouble again aren't I I thought as much Cause you turned over there Pulling that silent disappointment face The one that I can't bear Can't we just laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah to get things off the ground And it was up up and away Oh but it's way hard to remember That on a day like today when you're all argumentative And you've got the face on Yeah I'm sorry I was late But I missed the train And then the traffic was a state And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate That reoccurs oh when you say I don't care But of course I do yeah I clearly do So laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah to get things off the ground And it was up up and away Oh but it's way hard to remember That on a day like today when you're all argumentative And you've got the face on