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Do a show, save a child Raise a million bucks that'll last a while Fight at parties, buy a horse Lose a couple, win that big divorce I wanna be in the headlines Anything to be in the headlines Saw my chance, I made my break I took the biggest float in the rose parade I got jailed, no disgrace A hundred million people saw my face Called a conference with the press Announced my marriage plans in a wedding dress Climb a building at six below On New Year's eve without a stitch of clothes I wanna be in the headlines Anything to be in the headlines As long as they spell my name right I hope that they can catch my best side Popped out from a cake at the president's ball What a big mistake, fifty guns aimed at me I was nearly killed but what publicity Nominated, something big Stole the hottest scene Says the globe and trib Porno movie, comes to light But I was starving then so that's alright I wanna be in the headlines Anything to be in the headlines As long as the spell my name right Hope that they can catch my best side Keep my sidewalk status star bright Feel free to walk on me tonight Just don't spit on me Headlines, headlines Headlines, headlines Headlines, headlines Headlines