Swear

[LC] Oh for fuck's sake [M] Mind my f... things! [LC] (laughs) Were you gonna swear just then? [M] No! [LC] Were you gonna swear? [M] No! You're mean telling everyone it's 'cause I swear at you. That's wicked! [LC] You did start it though [M] No I didn't! Who started it? You, you shmoo! [LC] The only reason I swear is because you raised me and you swear [M] I did not! [LC] You do swear [M] I used to not swear for ages and then eventually you said to me, "Mum it's okay to swear you know." That's so true I never used to swear around you, mind ya boots