Waiter! Bring Me Water!

He took me to our favorite spot A place we go to hang a lot Something seemed to catch his eye Oh oo oh over my shoulder Oh oo oh over my shoulder I turned around to see what's up A pretty young thing sure enough She was new he wanted to Kno oo oh oh oo ow her Kno oo oh oh oo ow her Oh yeah then she flicked her hair yeah Oh yeah he began to stare Waiter Waiter Bring me water I gotta make him keep his cool Waiter Bring me water He's acting like a fool Waiter Bring me water Uh, oh, I did my best to block his view But it was like he could see through me I just knew he wanted to Ho oo oh oh oo oh old her Ho oo oh oh oo oh old her Oh yeah I ain't gettin' nowhere yeah Oh yeah she's still standing there Waiter Waiter Bring me water I gotta make him keep his cool Waiter Bring me water He's acting like a fool Waiter Bring me water There's gotta be a way to cool this clown he's starting to embarrass me I may even have to hose him down bring me water I don't know what he finds so distracting what's so hot about her I really don't like the way he's acting Bring me water Uh, Bring it on Uhhhh Oh What's so hot about her Uh, uh, uh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Waiter, bring me water Gotta make him keep his cool Waiter, bring me water Send him back to school Waiter, bring me water He's acting like a fool Waiter, bring me water Waiter, bring me water