Frontier Psychiatrist

Intro Is Dexter ill Is Dexter ill Is Dexter ill Is Dexter ill today No, Mr. Kirk, Dexter's in school. I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishpaw. Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand. The Baltimore County School Board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system. Oh, Mr. Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy, but surely expulsion is not the answer I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane, sane, sane, sane Hook That boy needs therapy Psychosomatic That boy needs therapy Purely psychosomatic That boy needs therapy Lie down on the couch, what does that mean You're a nut You're crazy in the coconut What does that mean That boy needs therapy I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy Rannygazoo, let's have a tune Now when I count three That, that, that, that, that boy, boy needs therapy He was-he was white as a sheet And he also made false teeth Verse 1 Avalanche is above, business continues below Did I ever tell you the story about Cowboys, and m-midgets, and the Indians and fron-frontier psychiatrist I-I felt strangely hypnotised I was in another world, a world of 20,000 girls And milk and rectangles To an optometrist The man with the golden eyeball And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin I promise my girlfriend I'd play the violin, violin, violin Refrain Frontier psychiatrist Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist Hook That boy needs therapy Psychosomatic That boy needs therapy Purely psychosomatic That boy needs therapy Lie down on the couch, what does that mean You're a nut You're crazy in the coconut What does that mean That boy needs therapy I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy Rannygazoo, let's have a tune Now when I count three That, that, that, that, that boy, boy needs therapy He was-he was white as a sheet And he also made false teeth Refrain Frontier psychiatrist Verse 2 Can you think of anything else that talks oth-other than a person A-a-a bird Yeah Sometimes a parrot talks Hello, hello, hello, hello Hello, hello, hello, hello Yes, some birds are funny when they talk Can you think of anything else Um, a record, record, record, record