Makin' Whoopee!

Another bride, another June, another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason for makin` Whoopee. A lot of shoes, a lot of rice, the groom is nervous, he answers twice. It`s really killing that he`s so willing Whoopee. Picture a little love nest down where the roses cling And picture the same sweet love nest,what a year can bring. He`s washing dishes and baby clothes, he`s so ambitious he even sews. So don`t forget folks, that`s what you get, folks, Grace joins for makin` whoopee. Another year, or maybe less What`s this I hear Well, can`t ya guess She feels neglected, and he`s suspected of makin` whoopee. Shot with my own words She sits alone most every night, he doesn`t phone, he doesn`t write! I was busy He says he`s busy, but she says, Is he He`s makin` whoopee. I have to work don`t I That`s work He doesn`t make much money, only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he`s funny says you pay six to her. And then I say, Judge, suppose I fail The judge says, Budge right into jail You better keep her. I think it`s cheaper than makin` whoopee. Come in. Aren`t you folks gonna have supper We`re makin` whoopee.