I Want a Dog

I really want a dog And a wife who loves to talk about the day that she had I want a house that's on a street, that's on a hill In a community with other people just like me I want a kid that plays guitar And he'd be a prodigy at the age of three And he'll just give me lessons when he's six I want my dog to fucking talk And tell me that she's very‚ very proud of me And that I've worked very‚ very hard [Chorus] No‚ I just want a dog I just want a dog I just want a dog, dog, dog No‚ I just want a dog I just want a dog I just want a dog, a dog, dog [Verse 2] And I want my dog to be in films And my son would also star in them And I would just direct‚ and I'd produce My wife would have a lot to do Like talk to record label A&Rs Because she would be a famous singer too, I forgot to mention that My films would be great You'd be amazed and also touched inside Just like The Blindside starring Sandra Bullock I came here for the dream, and I will not leave without it [Chorus] No Frank, you just want a dog You just want a dog You just want a dog You just want a dog No, I thought you want a dog All you want is a dog All you want is a dog, dog, dog [Verse 3] And I want nothing but the best Better than anyone has had yet The wife, the kid and the dog I want my kid to change the world And my wife to cure disease I want my dog to fucking talk And not only just to me I want the life I've never had And I want only just to laugh And I want stimulation every second and a half I want the world to fucking see that I am someone to respect Even when I'm lying cold, cross-armed in a chest You know I really want a dog And a wife who loves to talk about the day that she had I want a house that's on a street, that's on a hill In a community with other people just like me I want the life I've never had I want only just to laugh And I want stimulation every second and a half I want the world to fucking see I am someone to respect Even when I'm lying cold, cross-armed in a chest [Outro] No, I just want a dog, dog, dog I just want a dog, dog, dog I just want a dog, dog, dog I just want a dog, a dog