Mistress For Christmas

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the day I can't wait till Christmas time When I can roll em' in the hay Easy come easy go Have a good time with lots of dough Slippin' up high slippin' down low Love 'em and leave 'em on with the show I like female form in minimum dress Money to spend with a capital S Get a date with the woman in red Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed He got it I want it They got it I can't have it But I want it but it don't matter She got it and I can't get it I want a mistress for Christmas I want a mistress for Christmas I want a mistress For Christmas Easy come easy go Slippin' high slippin' low He got it I want it They got it I can't have it I want it don't matter She got it and I can't get it He got it and I want it They got it and I can't have it But I want it it don't matter She got it and I can't get it Mistress for Christmas you know what I'm talking about Mistress for Christmas they're gonna send me down send me down Mistress for Christmas I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed Mistress for Christmas I wanna ride on your reindeer honey And ring the bells