Don`t Threaten Me With A Good Time

Alright alright Alright alright Alright alright it's a helluva feeling though It's a helluva feeling though Alright alright it's a helluva feeling though It's a helluva feeling though Who are these people I just woke up in my underwear No liquor left on the shelf I should probably introduce myself You shoulda' seen what I wore I had a cane and a party hat I was the king of this hologram Where there's no such thing as getting out of hand Memories tend to just pop up Drunk pre meds and some rubber gloves Five thousand people with designer drugs Don't think I'll ever get enough Champagne cocaine gasoline And most things in between I roam the city in a shopping cart A pack of camels and a smoke alarm This night is heating up Raise hell and turn it up Saying If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe Oh yeah Don't threaten me with a good time It's a helluva feeling though It's a helluva feeling though Alright alright It's a helluva feeling though It's a helluva feeling though What are these footprints They don't look very human like Now I wish that I could find my clothes Bedsheets and a morning rose I wanna wake up Can't even tell if this is a dream How did we end up in my neighbors pool Upside down with a perfect view Bar to bar at the speed of sound Fancy feet dancing through this town Lost my mind in a wedding gown Don't think I'll ever get it now Don't think I'll ever get it now Champagne cocaine gasoline And most things in between I roam the city in a shopping cart A pack of camels and a smoke alarm This night is heating up Raise hell and turn it up Saying If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe Oh yeah Don't threaten me with a good time I'm a scholar and a gentleman And I usually don't fall when I try to stand I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt But I make these high heels work I've told you time and time again I'm not as think as you drunk I am And we all fell down As the sun came up I think we've had enough Alright alright it's a helluva feeling though It's a helluva feeling though Alright alright it's a helluva feeling though It's a helluva feeling though Champagne cocaine gasoline And most things in between I roam the city in a shopping cart A pack of camels and a smoke alarm This night is heating up Raise hell and turn it up Saying If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe Oh yeah Don't threaten me with a good time