Comma For Cow

Suzy the Cow doesn’t frown She keeps it together alright Even though she wants to cry Wants to feel satisfied As the tears start to slide Down cheeks of black and white She’s had a false smile tacked on her face Ever since that dreadful day When she broke it off Oh Llama Lamar, if you only knew How much she misses you Just call her up to share a little joke You fool You ever stop to think that she’s not a “bitch” Life ain’t so simple y’know Maybe it’s circumstance it’s time again For romance, she needs your romance She downs the hooch after dark She’s been fucking some goateed shark All she wants is that damn llama She wants this to be a comma A little ripple of nasty drama Just hope there’s not much trauma She’s sick of all these sad songs singing her life Of all this useless shit advice She’s heard it all more than twice Oh Llama Lamar, if you only knew How much she thinks of you C’mon and break that vow call the cow You fool You ever stop to think that she’s not a “bitch” Life ain’t so simple y’know Maybe it’s circumstance it’s time again For romance, she needs your romance