(You're) Timeless To Me

WILBUR Styles keep a changin' The world's re-arrangin' But Edna, you're timeless to me Hemlines are shorter A beer costs a quarter But time cannot take what comes free You're like a stinky old cheese, babe Just gettin' riper with age You're like a fatal disease, babe But there's no cure So let this fever rage Some folks can't stand it Say time is a bandit But i take the opposite view Cause when i need a lift Time brings a gift Another day with you A twist or a waltz It's all the same schmaltz With just a change in the scenery You'll never be old hat That's that! You're timeless to me EDNA Oh, Wilbur! Fads keep a-fadin' Castro's invading! But wilbur, you're timeless to me Hairdos are higher Mine feels like barbed wire But you say i'm chic as can be! You're like a rare vintage ripple A vintage they'll never forget So pour me a teeny weenie triple And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet! I can't stop eating Your hairline's receding Soon there'll be nothing at all So, you'll wear a wig While i roast a pig Hey! Pass that geritol Glenn miller had class That chubby checker's a gas But they all pass eventually You'll never be passe Hip hooray! You're timeless to me (They dance.) EDNA You're like a broken down chevy All you need is a fresh coat of paint WILBUR And Edna, you got me goin' hot and heavy You're fat and old, but baby, boring you ain't! WILBUR & EDNA Some folks don't get it But we never fret it 'Cause we know that time is our friend It's plain to see That you're stuck with me Until the bitter end And we got a kid Who's blowin' the lid Off the turnblad family tree EDNA You'll always hit the spot Big shot! You're timeless to me WILBUR You'll always be du jour Mon amour You're timeless to me EDNA You'll always be first string WILBUR Ring-a-ding-ding! WILBUR & EDNA You're timeless to me EDNA You're timeless to me WILBUR You're timeless to me WILBUR & EDNA You're timeless to me!!