Ass Like That

Aw baby The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it you make my pee-pee go Do-doing doing doing I don't believe it it's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it you make my pee-pee go Do-doing doing doing The way she moves she's like a belly-dancer She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'mma answer Police saying freeze do-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze Please I'm a human being I have needs I'm NOT done not 'til I'm finished peeing I am not resisting arrest I am agreeing Mr. Officer I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer I just like to pee Pee pee yes I make R&B I sing song It go ring a chong a ching chong chong chong ching Psych I joke I joke I keed I keed If I offend I'm sorry Please please forgive For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog I am a mere puppet I can get away with anything I say and you will love it You will love it The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it you make my pee-pee go Do-doing doing doing Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that Every time I see that show on MTV my pee-pee goes Do-doing doing doing Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they getting older they're starting to grow bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn Police saying freeze do-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze Geez I just got my seat I have ticket look I put it away my zipper's zipped Please do not remove me from this movie theater please I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman this movie's PG Mr. Officer I demand to see my attorney I will simply plead innocent cop a plea and be free Free yes free right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer's with Michael he's too busy I am Triumph Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you'll laugh 'Cause there's a puppet on my hand ha ha ha- The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it you make my pee-pee go Do-doing doing doing Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain't never seen her butt like that Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go Do-doing doing doing The way she moves she dances like a go-go In that video she sings Get out you bozo I need a new boyfriend Hi my name is JoJo Police saying freeze do-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze My computers will be seized And my keys to my ranch I just bake cookies Mr. Officer lookie take a whiff of this Here I make Jesus juice take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me No not even me I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee Pee on the radio but I think I did Janet is that a breast I think I just saw a tit Psych I joke I joke I keed I keed I don't think my joke is working I must flee quick Get to the chopper everybody get out I am not Triumph I am Arnold get down The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it you make my pee-pee go Do-doing doing doing So Gwen Stefani will you pee-pee on me please I ain't never seen an ass like that 'Cause the way you move it you make my pee-pee go Do-doing doing doing