Best Friend

Remember when you broke up with your fucking ex God I'm glad you've finally gotten over them Only took about a hundred million texts God I swear that bitch was such a narcissist Everybody knows I love you so So so so much 'Cause every time they ask I always tell Tell tell tell them That's my fucking best friend that's my fucking right hand That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom but still love them That's my fucking best friend best friend That's my fucking best friend best friend That's my fucking lifeline that's my ride or die likе That's my fucking hate you but you know that that's a damn lie Baby you're my bеst friend best friend Baby you're my best friend best friend Baby you're my- Ooh Baby you're my- Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you If we're both still single by like thirty-two And that shit is gonna end up being true 'Cause I hate like everyone except for you Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 A.M. Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge You're just as psycho as me just as sick inside the head So when they ask I've always said That's my fucking best friend that's my fucking right hand That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom but still love them That's my fucking best friend best friend That's my fucking best friend best friend That's my fucking lifeline that's my ride or die like That's my fucking hate you but you know that that's a damn lie Baby you're my best friend best friend Baby you're my best friend best friend Baby you're my- Ooh Baby you're my- Ooh Why do you keep calling me You're kidding What Who Are you kidding Ooh Oh my God oh my no no no don't respond Don't respond don't respond Baby you're my- Yeah I'll be there in ten minutes