Happy Hour

[Verse 1] I'm like Stevie Ray Vaughan on the stage, high on music Teeth grindin', sweatin' under the lights But then my boss calls and she's crushin' me with a 20 ton weight Just like in Monty Python Somebody left on the sink, it's still running My eyes are gonna overflow [Chorus] I need a happy hour on sad days (sad days) I need a happy hour, I can't wait (can't wait) [Verse 2] I'm like Ponce de Leon setting on a ship for the new world Checking out the birds and flowers Let's chill out on this island, I've been Sucking on a lime and coconut, coconut I think I could stay here for the rest of my life Please, don't ever make me go home [Chorus] I need a happy hour on sad days (sad days) It's my happy hour, I can't wait (can't wait) [Bridge] Maybe I'll meet a scientist in sweatpants and a hair tie We'll conversate about rare birds and MIDI keyboards And we'll slow dance, head on my shoulder Swing back and forth and my friends are gonna smile Everything's gonna be alright [Chorus] It's my happy hour on sad days (sad days) I need a happy hour, I can't wait (can't wait) I need a happy hour, to save me Maybe I'll meet a scientist in sweatpants and a hair tie We'll conversate about rare birds and MIDI keyboards And we'll slow dance I need a happy hour, I can't wait (can't wait)