Two Rings Shy

I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown Ain't gonna paint this pretty face, like you paint the town I ain't wastin' good mascara, just to watch it runnin' down I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown I could spend an hour on my makeup and my hair Shoes to tall, dress to small, and lacy underwear Go down to the bar, and buy myself a drink Dang they're all perfect, like a puppet on a string I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown Ain't gonna paint this pretty face, like you paint the town I ain't wastin good mascara, just to watch it runnin' down I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown You got girls that sing and dance, I hear ones an acrobat You got 'em swinging from the chandelier, well honey I don't swing like that The main attraction's leaving, let the side show pay the rent Take this diamond back and you'll be two rings shy of the big top tent I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown Ain't gonna paint this pretty face, like you paint the town I ain't wastin' good mascara, just to watch it runnin' down I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown Tiptoe 'cross the type rope, till you turn me upside down cut the cable, pull the net, just to let me hit the ground I ain't gonna get dressed up, just to be your clown