What Me Worry

What me worry I never do I'm always amused and amusing you Sans le fear of impending doom Life is like banquet food Pleasure to peruse Do I amuse you, dear Would you think me queer If while standing beside you I opted instead to Disappear, disappear In no hurry I'll sing my tune All my skies the hue of a ruddy bruise In my finest threads couture I'll call up my favorite muse For a drink - half full - or two Have I abused you, dear You have had it to here You say, "Love is just a bloodmatch To see who endures lash after last with panache" In the spring I'll dust off my lute Stuff my suitcase full of blues And I stir the dust underneath the thrust Of my clicking heels C'est la vie What me worry I never do Life is one charming ruse For us lucky few Have I fooled you, dear The time is coming near When I'll give you my hand and I'll say "It's been grand, but I'm out of here I'm out of here"