Desperate Andy

He always holds on to his girlfriend That's where he likes to be he like to wear the ball and the chain on this neck A false sense of security And when he goes with a smile X 4 Desperate Andy a-a-a-a Re la la la la la la X 2 The world is your oyster now You can do as you want to do The world is your oyster now So go out and get high and get whatever you want to Ma-na-na, ma-na-na, ma-na-na, ma-na-na Ma-na-na, ma-na-na, ma-na-na, ma-na-na He used to be closet biker they say A 1957 BSA He used to collect writing paper they wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder of Desperate Andy a-a-a-a Ra la la la la la la Isn't dandy a-a-a-a- Ra la la la la Desperate Andy a-a-a-a Ra la la la la la la la la la The world is your oyster now You can do as you want to do The world is your oyster now So go out and get high and get whatever you want to The world is your oyster now You can do as you want to do The world is your oyster now So go out and get laid and get whatever you want to The world is your oyster The world is yours It's yours it's yours it's yours it's yours X 2 Gimme the chastity, gimme the sanctity Gimme the wit, o-oh X 5