Police Skit

"Pull ova man, pull ova, pull ova Stop right here so Lock off your car Step out the vehicle wit you documents, please Hm, You know why I pull yu ova? Ah, officer bwoy, me ina rush Did I give yu the right to blow trough di stop light like that Gee, me never even see it, me neva see License and registration, license and registration please Aright, everything is in order Sean Paul, you in trouble Sean Paul bwoy, what you do? Bwoy me a DJ, you know DJ, Oh! Disc Jockey, a mean you play on da radio? No man, no What station you play? No, I'm a artis Artist, a you paint house, you paint What you paint? No, No, No, musical artist Music artist, you play instrument, Look inside di car if you see any instrument Inside there Hol on, Hol on nuh, you a get me wrong, You know, Sean Paul, man, Entertainer Enter--Oh, me know all a unnu, I know entertainer, Oh pass me di newspaper Let me see di entertainmenr section And see Mr. Sean Paul is in the entertainment section. Mmm, sean, paul. I see one man inside here so, Wit orange hair, head look like carpet, him na look like you at all, you know. I see a next one here so, I'm wear a dark glasses And I don't see, a dreadlocks one, But you don't have dreadlocks? Say you need dreadlocks in yu business you know, You need dreadlocks I nah really put in dreadlocks But your not in di paper at all, I don't see Sean Paul in di paper. You just Not in the paper,from you not in the paper, you nah popular, that's how I see, In my books that's how it is, you not popular at What is dat? What is that cologne? Is weed, hmm? Jesus, its weed the man stink a weed, you know? Bwoy stink a weed, come on! Impound the vehicle! Sleep ina jail tonight, that it! Yu goose cook now! You tried to fool me up before, You nah fool me again, that's weed! Come on, that's it, finish "