The Millionaire

Before we begin, thank you Thank you, oh thank you, thank you, thank you I'm not a bad person, I don't drink and I don't kill I've got no evil habits and I probably never will I don't sing like Elvis Presley, I can't dance like Fred Astaire But there's one thing in my favor, I'm a millionaire (What, that's beautiful) And I got more money than a horse has hairs 'Cause my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers But having all this money is gonna bring me down If you ain't with me honey to help me spread it around I could get myself a nose job, I could diet for a year But I'll never be Robert Redford 'cause I'm much too fond of beer Please don't misunderstand me, it's not love I'm trying to buy It's just I got all this here money and I'm a pretty ugly guy But I got more money than a horse has hairs 'Cause my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers But having all this money is gonna bring me down If you ain't with me honey to help me spread it around I don't mind if you love me for my money If you love me for whatever else I've got Except for all this stuff I'm alone in Fort Knox I don't guess I'm doing all that hot But I got more money than a horse has hairs 'Cause my rich old uncle died and answered all my prayers But having all this money is gonna bring me down If you ain't with me honey to help me spread it around Hey you, come here babe, stop crying Put a quarter in the jukebox