Anything You Can Do

Anything you can do I can do better than you can do I can do, we can do I can do much, much better than you Anything you can do I can do better I can do anything better than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can, yes, I can Anything you can be, I can be greater Sooner or later, I'm greater than you No, you're not Yes, I am No, you're not Yes, I am No, you're not Yes, I am, yes, I am I can shoot a partridge With a single cartridge I can get a sparrow With a bow and arrow We can do most anything Can you bake a pie? No Well, neither can I Anything you can sing, I can sing louder I can sing anything louder than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Sure, I can No you can't Yes, I can He sings pretty loud I'm superior No, you're inferior I'm the big attraction Oh no, you are the small I'm the major one Oh no, you're the minor one I can beat you at anything And that's not all Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper I can buy anything cheaper than you Fifty cents Forty cents Thirty cents Twenty cents No, you can't Yes, I can, yes, I can Anything you can dig I can dig deeper I can dig anything deeper than you Thirty feet Forty feet Fifty feet Oh, go to diggin', kid Oh, I'm so tired I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker I can do it quicker and get even sicker I can live on bread and cheese And only on that? Yep So can a rat Any note you can reach I can go higher I can sing anything higher than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can Oh, pick up your tonsils I'm sorry Anyone you can lick I can lick faster I can lick anyone faster than you With your fist? With my feet With your feet? With an ax Call me a cab, kid Anything you can do I can do better I can do anything better than you No, you can't Yes, we can No, you can't Yes, we can No, you can't Yes, we can, yes, we can