In These Shoes

Gentlemen, gentlemen please! Senors, por favor! I once met a man with a sense of adventure. He was dressed to thrill wherever he went. He said, "Let's make love on a mountaintop, under the stars on a big hard rock." I said, "In these shoes? What is this, the Peace Corps?" I said, "Honey, let's do it here." So we're sittin' at a bar in Guadalajara, in walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes. He says, "I've got a powerful horse outside. Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride. I know a little place we can get before the break of day." I said, "In these shoes? No way, Jose!" I said, "Honey, let's stay right here." No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a cabailo. ?Como se puede bailar? Es un escandalo! Then I met an Englishman. "Oh," he said, "Are you American? Won't you walk up and down on my spine? It makes me feel strangely alive." I said, "In these shoes? Oh, I doubt you'd survive." I said, "Honey . . . let's do it . . . hehehehe" "Let's stay right here." No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a cabailo. ?Como se puede bailar? Es un escandalo! No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a cabailo. ?Como se puede bailar? Es un escandalo! No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a cabailo. ?Como se puede bailar? Es un escandalo! No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a cabailo. ?Como se puede bailar?