I Didn`t Come Here (And I Ain`t Leavin`)

I built a big pile of peanut shells on the sawdust floor I winked at every pretty girl comin' in and out the door Yellin', 'Hey bartender, how 'bout two more' Bottle by bottle I'm clearin' off that shelf And I feel so good that I'm not quite myself Now, they're tellin' me that I gotta find someplace else Well, guess what I didn't come here and I ain't leavin' I've been thrown into better places than this I didn't come here and I ain't leavin' If you wanna pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss Well, I spent my dollar and drank up my last dime Now, they're actin' like havin' fun is some kind of crime If it'll make you feel better mister, I'll tell you one more time I didn't come here and I ain't leavin' I've been thrown into better places than this I didn't come here and I ain't leavin' Why don't you pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss Now, you can call me a taxi And you can call me a cab I know you're gonna call me something When I can't pay this tab I didn't come here and I ain't leavin' I've been thrown into better places than this I didn't come here and I ain't leavin' If you wanna pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss Why don't you pucker up, I got just the place for you to kiss