We Made You

Guess Who You Miss meJessica Simpson sing the chorusWhen you walk through the doorIt was clear to meclear to meYou're the one they adorewho they came to seeYou're a rockstarverybody wants youlayer Who can really play youwe're the ones who made youBack by popular demandNow pop a little zantacfor antacid if you canYou're ready to tackleany task that is at handHow does it feel isit fantastic is it grandWell look at all the massivemasses in the standsShady man no don'tmassacre the fansDamn I think KimKardashians a manhe stumped just causehe asked to put his handsOn her massive glutiousmaximus againqueeze it then Squishit then pass it to her friendcan he come backas nasty as he canYes he cancan don'task me this againHe does not mean tolesbian offendBut Lindsay pleasecome back to seeing menSamantha's a 2Youre practically a 10I know you want me girlIn fact I see it whenWhen you walk through the doorIt was clear to meYou're the one they adorewho they came to seeYou're a rockstarverybody wants youlayer Who can really play youwe're the ones who made youThe enforcer lookingfor more women to tortureWalk up to the cutest girland Charley Horse herSorry Portiabut whats Ellen DeGeneresHave that I don't areyou telling me tendernesswell I can be as gentleand as smooth as a gentlemanGive me my ventolin inhalerand 2 zenedrinAnd I'll invite Sarah Palinout to dinner thenNail her'Baby say helloto my little friend' Britforget K Fed lets cutoff the middle manForget him oryour gona end up inhospital againAnd this time it wont befor the riddle and bingeForget them other men girlpay them little attentionA little bit didI mention thatJennifer's inlove with me John MayerSo sit on the benchMan I swear them other guysyou give em an inchThey take a mile theygot style bigger than SlimWhen you walk through the doorit was clear to meYou're the one they adorewho they came to seeYou're a rockstarEverybody wants youPlayer Who can really play youWe're the ones who made youAnd that's why my loveYou'll never live withoutI know you want me girlcause I can seeyou checking me outAnd baby you knowyou know you want me tooDon't try to deny it babyI'm the only one for youFartDamn girl Im beginningto sprout an alfalfaWhy shouldI wash my filthy mouth outYou think that's badyou should hear therest of my albumNever has there beenso finesse and nostalgiaMan Cash I don't meanto mess up your gal butJessica Alba put abreast in my mouth butWowzers I just made a messof my trousersAnd they wonder whyI keep dressing like ElvisLord help us hes backin his pink Alf shirtLooking like someoneshrinked his outfitI think hes about to flipJessica rest assureSupermans here to rescue yaCan you blame meYou're my Amy im your BlakeMatter fact make mea birthday cakeWith a saw blade in it tomake my jail breakBaby I think youjust met your soul mateWhen you walk through the doorIt was clear to meYou're the one they adorewho they came to seeYou're a rockstarEverybody wants youPlayer Who can really play youWe're the ones who made youSo baby babyGet down down downBaby get down down downBaby get down down downBaby get down get downBaby get down down downBaby get down down downBaby get down down downBaby get down get downOh Amy Rehab neverlooked so goodI can wait Im going backHAHA Whooo