Baby Loves Me

Record company hates me, the doctor says I'm sick The bad girls think I'm just too nice And the nice girls call me d!ck But Baby loves me, and she's smarter than you My baby loves me, unlikely, but true Policeman flashes the red lights Coach says that I'm weak Teacher says I'm not too bright Bodybuilder calls me pipsqueak But Baby loves me and she's smarter than you My baby loves me unlikely but true The neighbors don't like my flowers The waiter don't like my tip The librarian shushes me Travel agent canceled my trip Baby loves me and she's smarter than you My baby loves me Unlikely but true Minister says I'm a demon Dietitian says I'm a pig Warmhearted say I'm freezing Promoter won't give me the gig But Baby loves me and she's smarter than you My baby loves me! Unlikely but true My tired body is breaking down The world is ending soon It's all crumbling at my feet, not sure what to do But baby loves me and that's a real good thing My baby loves me, it's a beautiful thing Baby loves me and she's smarter than you My baby loves me unlikely, but true Baby loves me