My Fondest Childhood Memories

When I was 10 I had a live in babysitter, she had a pet Kangaroo wore big breasts and feathers. She gave me ice Cream every time I screamed and hollered and I loved her till I Caught her sexing my father. She gonna hurt you daddy never again, she wasn't a friend, so I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy never again she wasn't A friend, so I killed her. When I was 13 the plumber stopped by, the house was flooding And no one knew why. Within no time at all he got Rid of the water and I was grateful till I caught him plunging My mother. He gonna hurt you momma never again, he wasn't a friend, so I killed him. He gonna hurt you momma never again he wasn't A friend so I killed him, she gonna hurt your daddy never again, She wasn't a friend, so I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy Never again she wasn't a friend, so I killed her. And I don't feel bad about it. Say what? And I don't feel bad About it. These are my fondest childhood memories. I was just A kid, so they let me go despite the murders that I did - all Grown up now as u can see, my parents are still happily Married thanks to me. These are my fondest childhood memories