Hey, Western Union Man

Western Union man Send a telegram to my baby Send a telegram, send a telegram, whoa Send a telegram to my baby This is what I want you to say I want you to tell her that I'm all alone I tried to call her on the phone Tell her I'm in misery And I think she's avoiding me And if the telegram don't do Send a box of candy too And maybe some flowers Tell her that I missed her for hours and hours Send a telegram, send a telegram, hey Send a telegram, man, to my baby Do you hear what I say Western Union man Send a telegram, oh Send a telegram to my baby Western Union man Send a telegram, oh Send a telegram, send a telegram, come on Send a telegram, man, to my baby This is what I want you to do Have you got a man you can send Well, this is what I want him to do Get him on with that right away And see if he can get my message through No, not, not maybe tomorrow, you've got to mail it right away I want the girl to know that I missed her Yes, something like yesterday Send a telegram, send a telegram, come on Send a telegram, man, to my baby Do you hear now what I say Western Union man Send a telegram Oh, send a telegram to my baby Western Union man Send a telegram Oh, send a telegram, send a telegram, send it Send a telegram, send a telegram to my baby Do you hear what now I say Come on Western Union Western Union man Send a telegram, oh Send a telegram to my baby Western Union man Send a telegram, oh Send a telegram, come on now Won't you send that telegram right to my baby Tell her that I'm all alone Tell her that I'm waiting by the phone Western Union Send that telegram right to my baby Western Union man Tell her that I need her And I'm doing all I can Tell her to come on home Send that telegram, come on Send that telegram to my baby Western Union man