party favor

Hey leave a message Hey call me back When you get this Or when you've got a minute We really need to talk Wait you know what Maybe just forget it Cause by the time you get this Your number might be blocked Stay and blah blah blah You just want what you can't have No wait I'll call the cops If you don't stop I'll call your dad And I hate to do this to you on your birthday Happy birthday by the way It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit You know that's bullshit Don't you babe I'm not your party favor Look now I know we could've done it better But we can't change the weather And the weather's come and gone Books don't make sense if you read them backwards You'll single out the wrong words Like you mishear all my songs You hear stay and blah blah blah You just want what you can't have No wait I'll call the cops If you don't stop I'll call your dad And I hate to do this to you on your birthday Happy birthday by the way It's not you it's me you and all that other bullshit You know that's bullshit Don't you babe I'm not your party favor