Jesus In Vegas

And I'll give you a free ride to this underground stadium. They'll pick up the fair and they'll even tip you, don't even worry about it, man. You'll love this joint. We'll stop off, we'll buy some booze, and, uh, you'll bring it in and it's just incredible. The girls will be all over you. I am the Lord of the very last dance I've got 'Tommy' on the leg of my pants I've got the audience in the palm of my hands My good friend Sinatra on my right Andrew Lloyd Webber is doing the lights It's twice a night for twenty-five nights One more litle line, then everyone back to mine Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business Jesus in Vegas I'll pull your goddamned tongue right out by the roots Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business Jesus in Vegas I'll pull your goddamned tongue right out by the roots I've got Basie conducting the band I got a penthouse suite at the Sands And my feet never touch the ground Are there any Branch Davidians in the house? Here's Jim Jones as a pantomime horse That showbiz gets right up your nose One more little line, then everybone back to mine Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business Jesus in Vegas I'll pull your goddamned tongue right out by the roots Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business Jesus in Vegas I'll pull your goddamned tongue right out by the roots Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business Jesus in Vegas (repeat)