Secondary Waltz

"Well now the school Christmas party is coming Ain't doing rugby no more McIntyre teaching us waltzing Out on the gymnasium floor Nobody battered or bleeding Nobody's tattered and torn McIntyre's dim, loud in the gym Well, we've only got a little We've only got a little And it's you, you, you're a disgrace McIntyre tore us apart We dance with ourselves, when the find their space Waltzing with fear in our hearts Waltzing with fear in our hearts, On the big final manoeuvre, all of our heads are a whirl Getting much closer to the deep thing This time we'll do it with girls In the arena the ladies are waiting A twelve year old girl for a bride The matches were fixed, somehow we mixed And the fat girl got left on the side The fat girl got left on the side. And it's you, you, you're a disgrace McIntyre tore us apart We dance with ourselves, when the find their space Waltzing with fear in our hearts Waltzing with fear in our hearts It's the secondary waltz Well you come to my right, and I am under the light See that my footwork is false Don't count me out, the start of the bow I'm just doing secondary waltz Doing secondary waltz And it's the secondary waltz Yeah, it's the secondary waltz "