Catch-22

(Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to pink airlines. We hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your rideis as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright position during take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed in a over head compartment or under the seat in frount of you) Waiting on a ticket Coz you're looking 4 the ride ur feeling on top coz ur flying through the sky u wanna have ur cake and u wanna eat it too everybody's always pointing fingers at u ur damned if u do ur damned if u don't We're always doing all the things that we say we won't Chorus here we go we're riding on a whim connecting with a rendezvous here we go we're jumping off the wings' we're going round in circles it's a catch-22 Yes, we're rockin round in circles its a catch 22 (if u r seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you r unable or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight attendent immediatley. All electrical equipment including cell phones, 2-way pagers, portable CD players, laptop, etc should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that we are at asafe flying altitude of 10,000ft) Looking from the outside ur always looking in u think u fixed the problem till it comes right back again ur trying 2 get out ur searing 4 ur cheese coz u feel like mighty mouse ur damned if u dont ur damned if u do you've seen all the signs but u havent got a clue Chorus u are in 4 the ride of ur life (we realize you have many choices and on behalf of pink airlines we'd like to thank u 4 flying with us. we hope u have a wonderful stay wherever ur destination may be, and remember be careful when retrieving ur items, as during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on u or ur neighbors head and knock u the fuck out) Chorus 2 end