Half A Person

Call me morbid call me pale I`ve spent six years on your trail Six long years on your trail Call me morbid, call me pale I`ve spent six years on your trail Six full years of my life On your trail And if you have five seconds to spare Then I`ll tell you the story of my life Sixteen clumsy and shy I went to London and I I booked myself in at Y.W.C.A. I said I like it here can I stay I like it here can I stay Do you have a vacancy For a backscrubber She was left behind and sour And she wrote to me on the hour She said In the days when you were Hopelessly poor I just liked you more And if you have five seconds to spare Then I`ll tell you the story of my life: Sixteen, clumsy and shy I went to London and I I booked myself in at Y.W.C.A. I said I like it here can I stay I like it here can I stay And do you have a vacancy For a back-scrubber Call me morbid, call me pale I`ve spent too long on your trail Far too long, chasing your tail And if you have five seconds to spare Then I`ll tell you the story of my life Sixteen clumsy and shy That`s the story of my life Sixteen clumsy and shy The story of my life That`s the story of my life That`s the story of my life That`s the story of my life The story of my life