Player Rage (Skit)

Hi um this is a piece that I've been working on for quite some time now um it's about a guy that I met and uh it's entitled 'So' here it goes Watch out for those types you know who they are out all night frontin in that rental car Always up in the club showing off his bling like he's some King doing his thing but for real for real ain't doing a damn thing Cuz when it comes to shoes he's on point right when it comes to being smooth he's extra nice but when it comes to spending loot he's extra tight Don't even think about drinks cuz that's a maybe or a might depending on how badly he needs some ass Whatever happened to real gentlemen with sophisticated class who flirted with sweet talks long walks and playing footsie Nowadays a motherfucker think a happy meal is down payment for pussy and best believe if he ain't gettin he won't go But say you do the nasty he'll be the first to call you hoe Could it be cuz you don't like it nice and slow or because your first name he don't even know And if he didn't think he could respect a woman because of first night sex why the hell was he begging All that shit talk about "Watch what happen when I get you naked" only to find out that all night long was really a minute and ten seconds So now he's asking you to leave when he couldn't make you cum The moral of the story where the fuck did you find this fool from Take it from me if you're lookin for love ask a sister ask a girlfriend but please don't go to no club Thank you Aight give it up one more time for Catzie that was hot we love you girl Alright once again I'm El Gambina your host for the evening big up to everyone for coming out and supporting our weekly open mic event Next up we have a newcomer to the stage who would like to share with us his positive thoughts on our empowerment Give it up for Mr Snacky Chan