I Bawled

Took my girl home the other night Got myself in an awful fight She said, Doux, doux, darlin', won't you please come in Her old lady socked me with a rollin pin And I bawled I bawled Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl Well, I bawl when I feel the pin I don't meet with that old woman again Oh, yes, I bawled I bawled I bawled I bawled Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl Well, I bawl when I feel the pin I don't meet with that old woman again Mon, the first time she hit me, she knocked me down Wouldn't even let me get off the ground I tried to tell of the rules of Queensbury She said, Boy, cuts no ice with me And I bawled I bawled Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl Well, I bawl when I feel the pin I don't meet with that old woman again Oh, yes, I bawled I bawled I bawled I bawled Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl Oh, mon, talk about eternity That's what that encounter seemed to me She started to sneeze and I started to run Gone like a bullet from a machine gun And I bawled I bawled Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl Well, I bawl when I feel the pin I don't meet with that old woman again Oh, yes, I bawled I bawled I bawled I bawled Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl