Starfighter Pilot

Andrew's a star fighter pilot He can get high in his jet Tells me about all his women He can get any I'll bet Andrew's a star fighter pilot He knows all the girls in the world He's better than James Kirk or Tweeky I cradle his picture at night You know I'll think of you Your picture on the wall I would raise my drink to you But I'll stay sober just for you Andrew's a star fighter pilot I watch him on TV each day I've got all the toys from his program And all of his past shows on tape