Model Citizen

Be an Arab, be a Jew Be a boxing kangaroo Beat yourself all black and blue I don't care Be a bleeder, be a cancer A hemophiliac romancer Be a crippled disco dancer Ooh, what a pair He's a model citizen I think I've got them fooled again He's an ultrasweety guy And a master of disguise He's a model citizen Just keep believing that my friends I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm an all American I'm a hostage in a city of creeps They've got mercenary guards that watch me sleep They'd like to kill me slow and bury me deep In the heart of Texas I'm a martyr and I'm a sadist I might be the Savior here to save us I'm a friend of Sammy Davis, casually He's a model citizen I think I've got them fooled again He's an ultrasweety guy I won't let down my disguise He's a model citizen Just keep believing that my friend I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm an all American I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm an all American