You Never Met a Motherfucker Quite Like Me

I've been on the cover of the Rolling Stone I met the President when I was half stoned I've been so high I've gotten confused I've been beat down broke and used, motherfucker I drank with Hank Talked blues with Billy Rocked with Run Sang with Shotgun Willy Went from small time Philly To big time Bobby From three day old chili To sak? with wasabi I'm home Hey, I'm home Chorus You never met a motherfucker quite like me Not like mex2 Hey like me Verse 2 No more being poor Drink specials at winners Or being ignored By the think straight sinners I used to smoke pinners While my moms made dinner Now I smoke bombs And rock with Lynyrd Skynyrd No beginners here I'm a seasoned vet Educated on jazz By my man Ahmet Ertegun my friend I've been to the world and back But I'm a Michigan boy Can you feel that And I'm home Chorus Verse 3 Never thought I'd go as far in life as this Never made par And I could give two shits Never wanted to sell cars Because my dad was a dick Never wanted a guitar Until I heard a lick like this Freebird by Lynard Skynard plays And from the depths of Dixie To my northern spots You know it's time to rock when old glory drops I pimp through town With the top let back Black hat Fine blond Cold Pabst in my lap I'll adapt To any and all situations That's why they call me the pimp of the nation Hey bitch You best believe I live in the woods Not your world of greed Might a little weed Might a little yea I'm so proud to be living in the USA Chorus