Ass Like That (Album Version (Explicit))

The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it you make my pee pee go Doing doing doing I don't believe it it's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it you make my pee pee go Doing doing doing The way she moves she's like a belly dancer She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams I Think someones at the door But I don't think I'm gonna answer Police saying freeze Doing doing doing What do you mean freeze Please I'm a human being I have needs I'm not done not till I'm finish peeing I am not resisting arrest I am agreeing Mr Officer I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer I just like to pee pee pee Yes I make r&b I sing song it go Ring a chong a ching chong chong chong ching Psych I joke I joke I kidd I kidd If I offend I'm sorry please please forgive For I am Triumph the puppet dog I am a mere puppet I can get away with anything I sing you will love it The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it you make my pee pee go Doing doing doing Jessica Simpson looks oh so temptin Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes Doing doing doing Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they're getting older they're starting to grow bum bums I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn Police saying freeze Doing doing doing What do you mean freeze Geez I just got my seat I have ticket look I put away my zipper's zipped Please do not remove me from this movie theater please I did not even get to see Mary Kate shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don't treat me like Im pee wee herman this movies PG Mr Officer I demand to see my attorney I will simply plead innocent cop a plea and be free Free yes free right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer's with Michael he's too busy I am Triumph Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it you make my pee pee go Doing doing doing Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain't never seen a butt like that Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go Doing doing doing The way she moves she dances like a go go In that video she sings get out you bozo I need a new boyfriend hi my name is JoJo Police saying freeze Doing doing doing What do you mean freeze My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch I just baked cookies Mr Officer looky take a whiff of these Here I make Jesus juice take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me no not even me I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee pee On the radio but I think I did Janet is that a breast I think I just saw a tit Psych I joke I joke I kidd I kidd I don't think my joke is working I must flee quick Get to the chopper everybody get out I am not Triumph I am Arnold get down The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it you make my pee pee go Doing doing doing So Gwen Stefani will you pee pee on me please I ain't never seen an ass like that Cuz the way you move it you make my pee pee go Doing doing doing Fuck is wrong with you ha