Jersey Clowns

Tell the boys in the back That Danny's crashed his Cadillac He ain't hurt anybody At least he wasn't drinking He was just outside Detroit You know his roads they are all broke He can't get any place There ain't no point in driving He's flying in today He's been all around the U.S.A. He's seen every state At least twice Who's gonna break the news That his lady's run loose You know it's getting around I've gotta tell him the truth But, I don't want to do it Don't want to bring him down Cause being down With some jersey clowns Can almost drive you insane What a shame he's been away Cause he's worked so hard To pay those bills He's got two kids From his marriage before And I wonder what makes him stay You know it ain't the first time She's played him like this A thousand times It won't be the last Who's gonna break the news That his lady's run loose Yeah, it's getting around I've gotta tell him the truth But, I don't want to do it Don't want to bring him down 'Cause being down With some jersey clowns Can almost drive you insane Tell the boys in the back If they've got some room for Dan I'm sure he'd be grateful He's coming home today Who's gonna break the news That his lady's run loose Yeah, it's getting around I've gotta tell him the truth But, I don't want to do it Don't want to bring him down 'Cause being down With some jersey clowns Can almost drive you insane Being down With some jersey clowns Can almost drive you insane Insane