Down The Old Ox Road

There's a famous thoroughfare I've heard collegiates say I'm not referring to Piccadilly It's not 42nd Street It's not the rue de la Paix Nor is it Market Street in Philly Ask most any college Romeo To complete your education you must go.... Down the old ox road Though you'll never find where it is By looking in maps With a little investigation you'll discover perhaps That this old tradition's not a place But just a proposition called The old ox road The old ox road Ox road could be any romantic spot: A country highway or a moonlit yacht It could be in the parlor When the lights are burning low It could be in the movie In the very last row Down the old ox road In the magic of the moonlight You are filled with delight While the leaves that flutter o'er you Whisper lover tonight Why keep waiting, and debating When you know it's time for mating On the old ox road On the old ox road