Dan Abnormal

Meanie leanie Come on down Come and entertain the town It's Friday night and we're all bored Time's been called There is no more Time's been called It's such a bore Dan Abnormal Not normal at all It's not his fault We made him this way He'll imitate you Try to ape you But it's not his fault Dan watches TV The meanie leanie stays up late Mopes around Gets in a state The killer in your arcade Shooting gangsters Ready-made 'Cos that is where The future's made Teleport me Dan went to his local burger bar "I want McNormal and chips Or I'll blow you to bits Give us it" It's the miseries at half-past three Watching video nasties He has dirty dreams when he's asleep Dan's just like you and me He's the meanie leanie Altogether now... Dan Abnormal Not normal at all Oh, it's not his fault We made him this way He'll imitate you Try to ape you But it's not his fault Dan Abnormal's Me