Make Me Pure

So I sing a song To reel em in It's a song I've sung before and a song I'm going to sing again I mean every word and I don't mean a single one of them Oh Lord make me pure but not yet Tell a joke Tell it twice If no one else is laughing then why am I I split my sides both times and laugh untill I cry Oh Lord please make me pure but not yet I don't have to try I just dial it in never found a job that for me was worth bothering I've got a ton of selfish genes and lazy bones beneath this skin Oh Lord make me pure but not yet smoking kills Sex sells I've got one hand in my pocket but the other one looks cool as hell I know I'm going to die so my revenge is living well Oh Lord make me pure but not yet I stopped praying so I hope this song will do I wrote it all for you I'm not perfect but you don't mind that do you I know you're there to pull me through Aren't you So I look for love I like the search And I've been standing for election all across the known universe Every President gets the country she deserves Oh Lord make me pure but not yet I've been seeing Somebody's wife She said she'd leave him for me and I said that wasn't wise You can't lie to a liar Because of all the lies Oh Lord plase make me pure but not yet