You Can't Con-crete

You can con the Pope Out of his Pope mobile Make him feel that to keep it was wrong You can con every follower at your feet But you can't con crete You can con your girlfriend into thinking tonight Is the night you're the man of her dreams You can con vegetarians to eat meat But you can't con crete But you can't con crete No doubt some will say you can Already they have a plan Claiming it's as easy as Getting blood out of a stone You can con a person into buying a new car That's been used now for over a year You can con every con man up your street But you can't con crete But you can't con crete You can con the public into thinking their vote Is the vote you're dependent upon You can con every rich girl that you meet But you can't con crete You can't con crete Two eyes and a pony tail Some squirrel is on my trail Four eyes with your glasses on Makes your head become a pair You can con the artiste into thinking he'll get What is left when what's left is all gone You can con every merchant In the fleet But you can't con crete You can con everybody You'll ever meet But you can't con crete No no no You can't con crete No no no no You can't con crete