Englishman In New York

I'm an alien I'm an alien I'm a alien legal alien I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear I like my toast done on the side And you can hear it in my accent when I talk I'm an Englishman in New York You see me walking down Fifth Avenue A walking cane here at my side I take it everywhere I walk I'm an Englishman in New York I'm an alien I'm a legal alien I'm an Englishman in New York I'm an alien I'm a legal alien I'm an Englishman in New York Modesty propriety can lead to notoriety You could end up as the only one Gentleness sobriety are rare in this society At night a candle's brighter than the sun If manners maketh man as someone said Then he's the hero of the day It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile Be yourself no matter what they say Be yourself no matter what they say Be yourself no matter what they say I'm an alien I'm a legal alien I'm a alien legal alien I'm a alien legal alien I'm an Englishman in New York I'm an Englishman in New York I'm an Englishman in New York