Bummerland

Bummerland here I am Better nix my summer plans Bummerland give a cheer 'Cause you're only going up from here This month I got seven haircuts And now my hair is all gone It's sad but I've been alone for too long So I keep getting haircuts It's my all-time low And I just can't wait 'Cause the quicker I'm there Is the quicker I'll say Bummerland here I am Better nix my summer plans Bummerland give a cheer 'Cause you're only going up from here Bummerland here I am Better nix my summer plans Bummerland sorry dear But you're only going up from here My friends always pay for my drinks I can't afford no nice things But I hope my bank account gets so low Even zero So next year When I buy that first beer I'll be a goddamn hero It's my all-time low And I just can't wait 'Cause the quicker I'm there Is the quicker I'll say Bummerland here I am Better nix my summer plans Bummerland sorry dear But you're only going up from here Da da-da da Da da-da da Da da-da da 'Cause you're only going up from here Da da-da da It's my all-time low And I just can't wait 'Cause the quicker I'm there Is the quicker I'll say Bummerland here I am Better nix my summer plans Bummerland give a cheer 'Cause you're only going up from here Bummerland here I am And there ain't no funner land Bummerland it's kinda weird But you're only going up from here