C.O.O.L. Party

Me and the girls like to go out on the weekend Call coming in so I pick up the receiver Hey how are you? Yeah I’d really like to meet ya Do you want to come to the party of the year? So we walk through the door and up the elevator I’m looking good and I’m on my best behaviour I grab a drink but I’d love to get some gear Everybody’s raving at the party of the year They’ve got all kinds of drinks at the party of the year Gin, vodka, champagne and the food’s like totally organic Hey there’s Tom, he’s a really shitty dealer “Hey ladies want some of Tom’s magic powder?” But that’s just what I hear He must be alright he’s at the party of the year C.O.O.L cool I’m a cool party girl in a cool party world C.O.O.L cool I’m a cool party girl in a cool party world Brrrr it’s cold in here So I put on my jacket and keep dancing So I’m busting my moves talking to some boys And I meet this guy Dave Turns out it’s his birthday and everyone’s saying “Happy birthday Dave” Now I’m hot are you guys hot? So I take off my jacket and keep dancing Actually everybody’s dancing It’s the party of the year and I know ‘cause I’ve been to heaps of parties I’ve been to costume parties, no costume parties, day parties, full moon parties I even went to a party where a guy shoved a light bulb up his ass And to be honest this one is the best You know, it’s the party of the year C.O.O.L cool I’m a cool party girl in a cool party world C.O.O.L cool I’m a cool party girl in a cool party world