Douchebag

Chorus You're a douchebag and I can prove that With the evidence she left in my bed You're a douchebag You'll never change, yeah And I still don't know what's going on in your head Moving on fast to the next, yeah It's a hundred percent, not a chance that I'm wrong Why'd it take me this long to know Verse 1 The story all started when a boy meets girl And they fell in love in a big, big world Found a place on the East Side She really thought he would treat her right But then one night shе came back home Started scrolling on hеr phone Saw pics on the Internet of him and a new girl in her bed Pre-Chorus I wanted us to end up as friends But you fucked it all up Chorus You're a douchebag and I can prove that With the words you didn't say when you left You're a douchebag You'll never change, yeah And I still don't know what's going on in your head Moving on fast to the next, yeah It's a hundred percent, not a chance that I'm wrong Why'd it take me this long to know Post-Chorus You're a douchebag Douchebag, yeah, yeah You're a douchebag Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah Verse 2 Thought that we were on that ride or die shit On that baby, it's just you and I shit I was the Courtney to your Kurt Cobain, yeah You numbed my brain just like novacane, yeah We were doing everything right, yeah Who woulda thought it would change in one night Pre-Chorus I wanted us to end up as friends But you fucked it all up Chorus You're a douchebag You're a douchebag, yeah and I can prove that Yeah With the words you didn't say when you left You're a douchebag You'll never change, yeah And I still don't know what's going on in your head Moving on fast to the next, yeah It's a hundred percent, not a chance that I'm wrong Why'd it take me this long to know Post-Chorus That you're a douchebag Douchebag, yeah, yeah Douchebag Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah