It`s Nice To Go Trav`ling

"It's very nice to go trav'lingTo Paris, London and RomeIt's oh, so nice to go trav'lingBut it's so much nicerYes, it's so much nicer to come homeIt's very nice to just wanderThe camel route to IraqIt's oh, so nice to just wanderBut it's so much nicerYes, it's oh so nice to wander backThe mam'selles and frauleins and the senoritas are sweetBut they can't compete 'cause they just don't haveWhat the models have on Madison AveIt's very nice to be footlooseWith just a toothbrush and combIt's oh so nice to be footlooseBut your heart starts singin'When you're homeward wingin' across the foamAnd you know your fate isWhere the Empire State isAll you contemplate isThe view from Miss Liberty's domeIt's very nice to go trav'lingBut it's oh so nice to come homeYou will find the madchen and the gay muchachas are rareBut they can't compare with that sexy lineThat parades each day at Sunset and VineIt's quite the life to play gypsyAnd roam as gypsies will roamIt's quite the life to play gypsyBut your heart starts singin'When you're homeward wingin' across the foamAnd the Hudson RiverMakes you start to quiverLike the latest flivverThat's simply drippin' with chromeIt's very nice to go trav'lingBut it's oh so nice to come homeNo more customsBurn the passportNo more packing and unpackingLight the home firesGet my slippersMake a pizza"