No, No, Nettie

Well the queen went spinning in the whirly bird The king said wait a minute this is absurd Jumpin' Jehosephat, she's better than me I gotta get movin' or I ain't gonna be King of the kingdom, king of the road Well, I gotta look smart on the Internettie show No, no, Nettie, we got to confess You can't go flying in a see through dress You've gotta be special if you want the press Desperate measures make a dreadful mess But don't get angry, don't get pissed We'll find a way to get you in the Harpers list Oooh no, no, Nettie, don't you fret The boys are gonna save you from the Bristol Rep Oooh oooh no, no, Nettie, you can't do that Well touring's boring, gimme a break I got to ease the pressure now, for heaven's sake I can't stop shouting, yeah I'm fit to explode You can't be a saint when you're on the road Hire 'em, fire 'em, let them go Staff are ten a penny on the Internettie show Ooh no, no, Nettie, you can't do that You can't wear stockings to the Laundromat All that 'citement makes the whites turn grey Oh Lord above, get on your knees and pray Don't be hasty, walk that line The cavalry are coming in the nick of time No, no, Nettie, take your time The boys are gonna save you from the chorus line Oooh oooh no, no, Nettie, you can't do that We got rhythm in the kitchen, rhythm at the wheel Fascinating passion with a delicate feel Rhythm with the money, rhythm on the skins Complicated rhythms when we're up for a spin No rhythm with the women but she don't give a hoot Hey Terrorise the nanny in her hobnail boots Well, no, no, Nettie, it's a dreadful shame The music business is a silly game Better run for cover when the sky turns black Swingin' Dave is gonna swing his axe This year, next year, the year after that The story's getting better than in Spinal Tap Woah, No, no, Nettie, toe that line The Basher's gonna save you in the nick of time Oooh oooh no, no, Nettie, you can't do that Oooh oooh no, no, Nettie, you can't do that Oooh oooh no, no, Nettie, you can't do that Oooh oooh no, no, Nettie, you can't do that