Poontang

(oooh I'm gonna tell) (dontcha tell your mama) (dontcha tell your papa neither) (Winchester Cathedral) (vo de o do deo de o do dedo do) Ever since I was a little boy I always wanted to be a star, you know what I mean So I could rub elbows with all those High class folks on the Hollywood scene The one night it came to me, Lord In a dream so unexpected So I wrote this song about folks behind closed doors And I got me a hit record Ch: I used to hate it til I ate it! Poontang Oh and I'm doing all right y'all Even if I must say so myself You see this record sold one million ten days after it's on the street Ch. And that sounds all right to me. Now I'm gonna sing a song for you And I want you to listen closely to the lyric All you fellas out there What's bragging bout how bad you are from the hip Switch up every once in a while And try it from the lip Everybody knows That variety's the spice of life And if you're a little self-conscious, ah Just turn out the light Ch. A ha ha ha ha I don't want to talk about it Ch. A ha ha ha I ain't talking 'bout peanut butter Boogie for me people Let me see you get down Boogie for me people Let me see you get down (this is my favorite part of the song) (listen closely) People say I ought to be Ashamed of myself 'Cause I don't make love Like nobody else You see I was in the War y'all and Lord, I got wounded And when I got home to my wife I got down on my knees and spooned it Ch. Ah ha, uh uh I ain't gonna say it Ch. Ooh ooh ha ha I ain't talking 'bout no tuna fish Hey, let me see you boogie Ch. Boogie, boogie, boogie, get on down I said get on down Ch. Ooh ha ha ha Get on, get on, get on, get on Boogie Ch. Get on down, get on down I said boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie Get on down (fades)